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Wednesday, June 13, 2007

An Open Letter to The Bitches Who Love Drama and The People That Hate Them


Dear D-RAMA QUEENZ,

My ears are bleeding from your relentless bellowing. What a debilitating existence you lead. A life consumed with drama, always on the lookout for your next victim. You crave the need to cause a spectacle. Here's a suggestion, take your act to the stage. No one wants to play a part in your show. Perhaps if you tried putting a little effort into enjoying a life of your own you would be less inclined to dwell in the shadows of those you envy. You are convinced that your brutal attacks make you leaders, but all I see are a couple of weaklings starving for attention. You live under the influence of others while lacking an ounce of individuality. You live in a world of hypocrisy. You are a drain to society. No one can stand to occupy your company. You are trusted by no one. You've burned bridges and have destroyed relationships by your antics. Negativity is drawn to you. Your bite is venomous. You live to point fingers instead of trying to fix your damaged lives. Serenity drives you insane yet you're bewildered by the incessant hysteria. Your happiness derives from creating displeasure in others.


Your vicious ways will lead to your demise and I will enjoy the show this time.
Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care...
~ JOSIE
~ JOSIE M


5 comments:

positiveoutlookonlifegirrl said...

Wow. I applaud you! Harsh times call for harsh words. lurve it.

JosiesBestestNitPickr said...

As my bestest friend Josie has so eloquently written a letter to the drama queens of the world, I'd like to remind everyone that those queens could also be kings. I've had the unpleasure of having one in my life for years now. I finally found the strength to tell him to stick it where the sun doesn't shine that I no longer desired to be in such a f--cked up relationship with someone who wouldn't know what true happiness was if it put on a little piece of red lingrie and jumped up in down in front of him. Mr. Negativity drained every last bit of my very existence. I found myself feeling sorry for someone who realistically created the drama he found himself in on a daily basis and wondering why nothing I ever said or did was ever enough to make this poor sap happy! I've come to realize that the weakling didn't want to be truly happy because then there would be nothing to dwell on or problems to solve. What would he possibly have to talk about or attention to gain? So, farewell Mr. Drama King. May you find another to listen to your antics and suck the breath out of cause this girl ain't it anymore! Good riddence!

positiveoutlookonlifegirrl said...

Amen, Nitpickr! No one needs negative energy in their lives, no matter what gender it comes from. In fact, I'm not sure that some of our queenz couldn't pass for kingz any day of the week. Sorry for that one... couldn't resist.

Josie McS said...

Ha! Positive, that was good. In fact, in my original post I wanted to say something along the lines of "I'd suggest you take your act to the stage if you weren't so f'ing ugly" but I resisted because I am not bitter and mean like those crazy girlies...

IlOvEfLiPfLoPs said...

and may I add "leave ya drama with yo mamma" wise words from a potential legend