grins & giggles

This is for you, Ohio. Lord knows I don't wish to steal your thunder. I considered consulting one of my attorneys prior to posting this blog just because I don't want to ruffle the feathers of a "trend setter" but I threw caution to the wind and decided to take a chance. Here is a bit of trivia for you all. My dear friend Ohio designed and put to use the expression "Damn Skippy" which was later stolen and used by society.


You have to find joy in the mundane things in life. That's what life is all about. I was at dinner last night and, while eavesdropping, overheard a restaurant patron ask the waiter for a spoon. Logical question, right? 5 minutes later the waiter returns to inform the young woman that they "have no clean OR dirty spoons available". Where the fuck did they go? Clean or dirty. My dinner companion and I were immensely intrigued. No spoons. Really? None? At all? The waiter left no room for debate. "You have soup? Should have ordered the chicken soft taco now get off my back lady." I pictured the Mexican busboy pocketing these dirty spoons and sending them back home to Mexico where his 12 brothers run an illegal spoon operation from their family camp selling the stolen goods at $1 apiece. Do you have any better ideas?

Moving on.

My next project we're going to call:

AN OPEN LETTER TO BITCHES WHO LOVE DRAMA AND THE PEOPLE THAT HATE THEM