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Feeling a little creative today or perhaps maybe not at all. I do know that my A.D.D. is working overtime today. Nonetheless, I decided for my next blog to take the first sentence from every text message I have received (not sent) within the past week and create a story. Punctuation marks indicate the beginning/end of a text. I have not manipulated the sequence nor have I changed the lingo in any shape or form. Use your imaginations.

My whole crisper was full of wine! The ‘rents are visiting. I’m probably going to be late. He is precious and he cries at work. I know! We’ll play with a ghost. Watermelons are freakin’ huge! Black black? That would be ok. Good morning gorgeous. Carlos Mencia is going to be there in Oct. I’m missing you a lot a lot. I guess you are right about all we have is the weather. Shrimp? Driving home. Is that ok? Or we can just go together? Jacob got a steak. You hear about the brother that got shot by the cops in Boston? Hopefully it will be sunny. I don’t think I can afford it either. Mandi said she might sub. I just put your wetsuit in the car. Tell me about it. Wish I could have seen you today. It's magic and not to be taken lightly. Sweet. Just got home too. I’m an overachiever. Are you guys meeting anywhere before hand? It’s otay. That’s hilarious picturing you so confident. Give me a buzz if you figure out what you are going to do tonight. That’s good! Ya! Lunch? We will have to get bottle rockets. Darling I hope you are having a good day. Yo fool! I’m headed your way in a few min. I hope your planning to see me. Next weekend will have to be cheap. Meow. Yep girl definitely. That’s cool. Good morning darling. I agree commitment is the best thing in the world. Can you think of anything else? It’s a theme. Do you think 24 pieces of assortment chicken is enough? Sounds like a fun weekend. Everyone agreed. Hey girl. Don’t work too hard. Headed to bed. Field 6. Maybe you better run that picture by me first. What’s the plan tonight? I just now got to read your wax story. Will you call our landlord this week? Exhausted. Hey gorgeous. I made it home safely. If you still want to go. We’re about to eat some pizza. Jon just came over. If you play SB I’ll play. Where do you want to meet? Sure. See ya’ll there in a little bit. Excuse me, getting. What time are ya’ll heading out? You not getting out I guess? Level headed. You awake yet? I think I will. Gonna be a little late. When are you guys looking to move? I’ll leave now. That’s cool doing my toes. Weird about my phone. Sooo glad its Friday. Good morning kitten. What time are you going to see E and I? Will 2:30 be too early for softball? Jess and I are hungry. Just call me silly. The one by Jess’ house. At Taco Bell. Hey cutie. What kind of adventurous tale? Funny! That sounds lovely. I also remembered to remind you. Not sure about details, but. Are they trying to say 60 days? Taken care of. Did we really hang out with a random pot head last night on my porch? Well she’s got a GREAT selection. You guys are a great couple. I never really got a straight answer to that question myself.

Wasn't that fun...or just a big waste of time? It's Friday, guyz and girlz and I'm lovin' it...

Cheers.

Josie