Friday Observations

some random thoughts that have entered my mind at one point or another on this grand day:

Personal space – keep out. If I can smell ya or feel ya, you are too close.

Attention men! Necklaces - never a good idea. Never. This applies to shell, gold, rope, beaded, string, hemp. If it goes around the neck it doesn't belong!

When speaking with a customer service rep, try to refrain from asking “are you a lady or a man”? The “lady” I spoke with earlier today did not seem to find it amusing when broached with this question.

If you can help it, never move. Packing might be the worst chore created by man. What could top that? Unpacking. If I could afford it, I'd dispose of all my personal belongings with every move and acquire new stuff. This morning at 1 am I hit my breaking point. In a state of delirium I employed this impractical practice of trashing anything I could get my hands on.

While flipping through many greeting cards earlier it became clear that I have a very sick sense of humor. Is it bad that I become agitated with the greeting cards containing a religious connotation?

I should not be allowed to have a vehicle with a sunroof. Hell, windows. If I had a dollar for every time I have driven around town in a mildew-scented vehicle while sitting on a towel barely able to see through the windshield due to condensation I would be living the high life, my friend. It is rather sad that every one of my co-workers has learned to give me a buzz whenever a cloud appears in the sky. I am serious.

Well guys I am off for a 7 day holiday to the lovely city of San Diego. Can't wait! July has been a crazy month and thus I have not had a lot of time for creativity or writing. I suspect this is what I can look foward to through August with my impending move across town. Oy!

In closing, I would like to wish MATTHEW a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Can't wait to spend it with you. Me and You, darling.

Josie